Ben Oliver
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Take 2: Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
"Crush them! Make them suffer!"
September 13 2014 - 14:00 UTC

We’ve reached the end of the road. This one can be praised for not having as much stupid silly crap like Jar Jar.

However, in what seems a desperate attempt to make the film ‘darker’, we now get characters doing strangely violent things. I know Darth Vader is bad, but he’s not ‘pointlessly slaughter a room full of kids’ bad, is he? I thought he was supposed to be a good Jedi turned bad, not a murdering psychopath; that’s the Emperor’s job surely?

The usual bull crap prevails - the endless CGI, the laughable writing, you name it, Star Wars III fails at it.

OK I’m sick of these films now. Here’s the run down:

I’m glad that’s over.