Ben Oliver
The
The Snowman
"I think it's the falling snow that sets the killer off."
August 13 2018

A gruesome murderer is on the loose in Norway, leaving only a snowman as a calling card. There’s only one man out there who can catch him - Detective Harry Hole (Michael Fassbender). However, he’s a loner drunk and has to fight his own demons before he can fight crime. Hang on though, he’s been given a perky new sidekick who might just inspire him (Rebecca Ferguson) and oh god this is every cheap crime novel ever made isn’t it?

The Snowman is perhaps the most unintentionally funny film since The Book of Henry in spite of the grotesque violence on show.

You can get away with cliched and predictable but this is bordering on bizarre. Tomas Alfredson claims they never finished filming and there are chunks of the story missing. This explains a lot but not everything.

How this was directed by the same person who made Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy is beyond me. A great director and a great cast in a Scandi-noir crime thriller could have been a real winner, but it’s just a load of slush.