Ben Oliver
Central
Central Intelligence
"You're like a snack-size Denzel."
October 07 2018

A former high-school nerd (Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson) reconnects with the school cool-guy (Kevin Hart), but after 20 years guess what? Dwayne is super buff and Kevin is an accountant! Oh my how the tables have turned. Turns out Dwayne is a CIA agent being framed for a crime he did or didn’t do and he ropes Kevin into the story to leverage his accounting skills.

If you are after some big-guy little-guy comedy you’d be better off watching the “fat guy chases a dwarf” sketch in Jackass. Johnson and Hart do have a bit of a spark on screen but this screenplay is so piss poor that it isn’t even remotely funny.

A bland, boring mess not worth your time. It’s no wonder they struggle to get studio comedies green lit these days.