Ben Oliver

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Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

Crush them! Make them suffer!
13 September 2014

We’ve reached the end of the road. This one can be praised for not having as much stupid silly crap like Jar Jar.

However, in what seems a desperate attempt to make the film ‘darker’, we now get characters doing strangely violent things. I know Darth Vader is bad, but he’s not ‘pointlessly slaughter a room full of kids’ bad, is he? I thought he was supposed to be a good Jedi turned bad, not a murdering psychopath; that’s the Emperor’s job surely?

The usual bull crap prevails - the endless CGI, the laughable writing, you name it, Star Wars III fails at it.

OK I’m sick of these films now. Here’s the run down:

I’m glad that’s over.