Erm I dunno if you noticed but the scarecrow has a fucking gun on him.
Went into this without seeing the musical or even really knowing much about it. So I guess I’m judging it as much as a musical as I am a film.
A dancer finds out her parent’s bar is closing down so turns it into a male strip club. At Christmas.
One day it’ll be hard to explain why this exists. On the face of it, it’s about a super famous singer who meets a football player. In reality of course it’s a fictionalised bargain bucket version of Taylor Swift’s current relationship.
Is it possible to have a Christmas film that’s really just a series of little moments at a lively family meal, without really having a story to tell? A film that just runs off tinsel and good vibes? Yes it is!
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