Ben Oliver
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17 May 2025

The Final Destination

“We just lost a really hot MILF.”
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A heavy reliance on CG really hurts this one, and it makes more tedious what is already a pretty tedious format.

I did like it when the guy got his guts sucked out by a pool filter.

There’s formulaic and then there’s remaking the exact same film over and over. This is very much the latter and it’s baffling that this even exists as a franchise.

If you like this sort of thing I would very much recommend the TV show 1000 Ways to Die, which kind of does Final Destination in documentary form - it’s much more entertaining.

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