17 May 2025
The Final Destination
“We just lost a really hot MILF.”

A heavy reliance on CG really hurts this one, and it makes more tedious what is already a pretty tedious format.
I did like it when the guy got his guts sucked out by a pool filter.
There’s formulaic and then there’s remaking the exact same film over and over. This is very much the latter and it’s baffling that this even exists as a franchise.
If you like this sort of thing I would very much recommend the TV show 1000 Ways to Die, which kind of does Final Destination in documentary form - it’s much more entertaining.
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